Eyeballs flying, hearts on fire, and a girl holding a knife to her own face. It’s not that deep… or maybe it is. Either way, this tee gets it.
Story:
So there I was, staring at the wall, eating a piece of bread like a raccoon when this design hit me
I thought, “What if a girl had a knife to her own face, an eyeball flying out, a flaming heart, and maybe she’s not doing great but she’s also just vibing”
Boom
Shirt made
Art therapy? No
Crewneck therapy? Absolutely
This is what it feels like when your brain is buffering but your body still shows up to work
I don’t know what she’s going through, but same
Why you need this:
Because small talk drains you and this shirt speaks for you
Because it makes people laugh and also think “is this person okay” which is kinda perfect
Because if your mental state was a shirt, it would look like this
And because “Sanity” is expensive and boring
This longsleeve is neither
50/50 cotton/Polyester Pre-shrunk Fleece
pill-resistant fleece
High stitch density for a smooth printing canvas
Seamed 1 x 1 rib collar with spandex
Two-needle coverstitching on collar, armholes and waistband
1 x 1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex for stretch and recovery
Concealed seam on cuffs
Eyeballs flying, hearts on fire, and a girl holding a knife to her own face. It’s not that deep… or maybe it is. Either way, this tee gets it.
Story:
So there I was, staring at the wall, eating a piece of bread like a raccoon when this design hit me
I thought, “What if a girl had a knife to her own face, an eyeball flying out, a flaming heart, and maybe she’s not doing great but she’s also just vibing”
Boom
Shirt made
Art therapy? No
Crewneck therapy? Absolutely
This is what it feels like when your brain is buffering but your body still shows up to work
I don’t know what she’s going through, but same
Why you need this:
Because small talk drains you and this shirt speaks for you
Because it makes people laugh and also think “is this person okay” which is kinda perfect
Because if your mental state was a shirt, it would look like this
And because “Sanity” is expensive and boring
This longsleeve is neither
50/50 cotton/Polyester Pre-shrunk Fleece
pill-resistant fleece
High stitch density for a smooth printing canvas
Seamed 1 x 1 rib collar with spandex
Two-needle coverstitching on collar, armholes and waistband
1 x 1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex for stretch and recovery
Concealed seam on cuffs
Shipping Times can vary
Within Province 1-3 days
Within Canada 3-7 days
To the United States 7-14 days
International 12+ Business Days
Shipping Times can vary
Within Province 1-3 days
Within Canada 3-7 days
To the United States 7-14 days
International 12+ Business Days
Returns:
-Claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days of receiving the product.
-For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days after the estimated delivery date.
-Claims considered our error are covered at our expense
-No refunds for buyer’s remorse.
Refunds:
-Upon receiving and inspecting your return, we'll notify you of approval or rejection via email.
-If approved, a refund will be processed and credited to your original payment method within a specified timeframe.
Returns:
-Claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days of receiving the product.
-For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days after the estimated delivery date.
-Claims considered our error are covered at our expense
-No refunds for buyer’s remorse.
Refunds:
-Upon receiving and inspecting your return, we'll notify you of approval or rejection via email.
-If approved, a refund will be processed and credited to your original payment method within a specified timeframe.
-Machine wash cold
-Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
-Iron Inside Out
-Best to not use Fabric Softeners
-Machine wash cold
-Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
-Iron Inside Out
-Best to not use Fabric Softeners
