Cozy shell on the outside, mental gymnastics on the inside. For brains that like to double-check the double-check.
Story:
You ever feel like your brain is being run by some weird little dude in a control booth pulling levers for no reason
Like hey let’s obsess over that one text you sent five years ago
Or do that thing again just in case
This hoodie is that
The puppet show nobody asked for
A devil behind the curtain
And a marionette just trying to go to the grocery store without thinking she left the stove on
It’s not drama
It’s just OCD doing its thing quietly and chaotically
But hey — at least you look good while overthinking
Why you need this:
Because you’ve got rituals
Because your brain rewinds scenes like a Netflix glitch
Because someone will ask about it and you’ll say “you know what, yeah, that’s kinda me”
And that’s the first step
13.5 oz 50/50 cotton/Polyester pre-shrunk fleece
Pill-resistant fleece
High stitch density for a smooth printing canvas
Seamless body with set-in sleeves
Matching drawcord
Double-ply hood with grommets
Front muff pocket
Two-needle coverstitching on neck, armhole and waistband
Cozy shell on the outside, mental gymnastics on the inside. For brains that like to double-check the double-check.
Story:
You ever feel like your brain is being run by some weird little dude in a control booth pulling levers for no reason
Like hey let’s obsess over that one text you sent five years ago
Or do that thing again just in case
This hoodie is that
The puppet show nobody asked for
A devil behind the curtain
And a marionette just trying to go to the grocery store without thinking she left the stove on
It’s not drama
It’s just OCD doing its thing quietly and chaotically
But hey — at least you look good while overthinking
Why you need this:
Because you’ve got rituals
Because your brain rewinds scenes like a Netflix glitch
Because someone will ask about it and you’ll say “you know what, yeah, that’s kinda me”
And that’s the first step
13.5 oz 50/50 cotton/Polyester pre-shrunk fleece
Pill-resistant fleece
High stitch density for a smooth printing canvas
Seamless body with set-in sleeves
Matching drawcord
Double-ply hood with grommets
Front muff pocket
Two-needle coverstitching on neck, armhole and waistband
Shipping Times can vary
Within Province 1-3 days
Within Canada 3-7 days
To the United States 7-14 days
International 12+ Business Days
Shipping Times can vary
Within Province 1-3 days
Within Canada 3-7 days
To the United States 7-14 days
International 12+ Business Days
Returns:
-Claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days of receiving the product.
-For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days after the estimated delivery date.
-Claims considered our error are covered at our expense
-No refunds for buyer’s remorse.
Refunds:
-Upon receiving and inspecting your return, we'll notify you of approval or rejection via email.
-If approved, a refund will be processed and credited to your original payment method within a specified timeframe.
Returns:
-Claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days of receiving the product.
-For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days after the estimated delivery date.
-Claims considered our error are covered at our expense
-No refunds for buyer’s remorse.
Refunds:
-Upon receiving and inspecting your return, we'll notify you of approval or rejection via email.
-If approved, a refund will be processed and credited to your original payment method within a specified timeframe.
-Machine wash cold
-Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
-Iron Inside Out
-Best to not use Fabric Softeners
-Machine wash cold
-Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
-Iron Inside Out
-Best to not use Fabric Softeners
