It’s not just overthinking. It’s elite-level rehearsing.
Story:
She’s been standing still for 40 minutes…
Because if she steps on the wrong tile, someone might die
The puppet strings aren’t visible
But they’re there
And they’re real bossy
Why you need this:
Because you triple-check the door is locked but still think your house is on fire
Because sometimes your brain is the drama
Because this hoodie is the only thing that feels safe even when nothing else does
- 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Pre-shrunk
- Noticeably softer
- Double-needle stitched sleeves, bottom hem, and front neck
- 1x1 ribbed seamless collar
It’s not just overthinking. It’s elite-level rehearsing.
Story:
She’s been standing still for 40 minutes…
Because if she steps on the wrong tile, someone might die
The puppet strings aren’t visible
But they’re there
And they’re real bossy
Why you need this:
Because you triple-check the door is locked but still think your house is on fire
Because sometimes your brain is the drama
Because this hoodie is the only thing that feels safe even when nothing else does
- 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Pre-shrunk
- Noticeably softer
- Double-needle stitched sleeves, bottom hem, and front neck
- 1x1 ribbed seamless collar
Shipping Times can vary
Within Province 1-3 days
Within Canada 3-7 days
To the United States 7-14 days
International 12+ Business Days
Shipping Times can vary
Within Province 1-3 days
Within Canada 3-7 days
To the United States 7-14 days
International 12+ Business Days
Returns:
-Claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days of receiving the product.
-For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days after the estimated delivery date.
-Claims considered our error are covered at our expense
-No refunds for buyer’s remorse.
Refunds:
-Upon receiving and inspecting your return, we'll notify you of approval or rejection via email.
-If approved, a refund will be processed and credited to your original payment method within a specified timeframe.
Returns:
-Claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days of receiving the product.
-For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days after the estimated delivery date.
-Claims considered our error are covered at our expense
-No refunds for buyer’s remorse.
Refunds:
-Upon receiving and inspecting your return, we'll notify you of approval or rejection via email.
-If approved, a refund will be processed and credited to your original payment method within a specified timeframe.
-Machine wash cold
-Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
-Iron Inside Out
-Best to not use Fabric Softeners
-Machine wash cold
-Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
-Iron Inside Out
-Best to not use Fabric Softeners
