Half comfort, half breakdown. This hoodie gets that your brain is not always your best teammate.
Story:
There’s a flaming heart
A flying eyeball
And a girl holding a knife to her own face like she just checked her bank account
It doesn’t have to make sense
It just feels right
This one’s for when you’re not totally okay but still funny about it
The kind of not okay that involves pacing, snacking, and deep internal screaming
But with style
Why you need this:
Because pretending to be chill is exhausting
Because you’ve earned the right to wear something that speaks for you
Because every time someone reads it and nods, you’ll know you’re not the only one hanging on by a lint roller
13.5 oz 50/50 cotton/Polyester pre-shrunk fleece
Pill-resistant fleece
High stitch density for a smooth printing canvas
Seamless body with set-in sleeves
Matching drawcord
Double-ply hood with grommets
Front muff pocket
Two-needle coverstitching on neck, armhole and waistband
Half comfort, half breakdown. This hoodie gets that your brain is not always your best teammate.
Story:
There’s a flaming heart
A flying eyeball
And a girl holding a knife to her own face like she just checked her bank account
It doesn’t have to make sense
It just feels right
This one’s for when you’re not totally okay but still funny about it
The kind of not okay that involves pacing, snacking, and deep internal screaming
But with style
Why you need this:
Because pretending to be chill is exhausting
Because you’ve earned the right to wear something that speaks for you
Because every time someone reads it and nods, you’ll know you’re not the only one hanging on by a lint roller
13.5 oz 50/50 cotton/Polyester pre-shrunk fleece
Pill-resistant fleece
High stitch density for a smooth printing canvas
Seamless body with set-in sleeves
Matching drawcord
Double-ply hood with grommets
Front muff pocket
Two-needle coverstitching on neck, armhole and waistband
Shipping Times can vary
Within Province 1-3 days
Within Canada 3-7 days
To the United States 7-14 days
International 12+ Business Days
Shipping Times can vary
Within Province 1-3 days
Within Canada 3-7 days
To the United States 7-14 days
International 12+ Business Days
Returns:
-Claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days of receiving the product.
-For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days after the estimated delivery date.
-Claims considered our error are covered at our expense
-No refunds for buyer’s remorse.
Refunds:
-Upon receiving and inspecting your return, we'll notify you of approval or rejection via email.
-If approved, a refund will be processed and credited to your original payment method within a specified timeframe.
Returns:
-Claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days of receiving the product.
-For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days after the estimated delivery date.
-Claims considered our error are covered at our expense
-No refunds for buyer’s remorse.
Refunds:
-Upon receiving and inspecting your return, we'll notify you of approval or rejection via email.
-If approved, a refund will be processed and credited to your original payment method within a specified timeframe.
-Machine wash cold
-Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
-Iron Inside Out
-Best to not use Fabric Softeners
-Machine wash cold
-Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
-Iron Inside Out
-Best to not use Fabric Softeners
