This hoodie feels like walking into a tattoo expo for the first time and questioning every life decision in the best way possible.
Story:
You walk in and immediately you’re like
“Wtf… is… going… on 😳”
There’s a skeleton tattooing a blue lady on a lowrider
Tigers staring you down
Someone’s screaming into a mic while a guy with no shirt and too many piercings gets his armpit tattooed
There’s a kid eating cotton candy beside a booth selling numbing spray
You’re overwhelmed, underfed, and already considering a neck tattoo
That’s what this hoodie is
It’s loud
It’s confusing
It’s amazing
It’s everything you didn’t know you signed up for
And somewhere in the madness, there’s a reminder to stay happy
Why you need this:
Because you’ve been there or you wanna be
Because it’s the unofficial uniform of expo rats everywhere
Because it’ll keep you warm while your brain processes everything it just saw in aisle six
13.5 oz 50/50 cotton/Polyester pre-shrunk fleece
Pill-resistant fleece
High stitch density for a smooth printing canvas
Seamless body with set-in sleeves
Matching drawcord
Double-ply hood with grommets
Front muff pocket
Two-needle coverstitching on neck, armhole and waistband
This hoodie feels like walking into a tattoo expo for the first time and questioning every life decision in the best way possible.
Story:
You walk in and immediately you’re like
“Wtf… is… going… on 😳”
There’s a skeleton tattooing a blue lady on a lowrider
Tigers staring you down
Someone’s screaming into a mic while a guy with no shirt and too many piercings gets his armpit tattooed
There’s a kid eating cotton candy beside a booth selling numbing spray
You’re overwhelmed, underfed, and already considering a neck tattoo
That’s what this hoodie is
It’s loud
It’s confusing
It’s amazing
It’s everything you didn’t know you signed up for
And somewhere in the madness, there’s a reminder to stay happy
Why you need this:
Because you’ve been there or you wanna be
Because it’s the unofficial uniform of expo rats everywhere
Because it’ll keep you warm while your brain processes everything it just saw in aisle six
13.5 oz 50/50 cotton/Polyester pre-shrunk fleece
Pill-resistant fleece
High stitch density for a smooth printing canvas
Seamless body with set-in sleeves
Matching drawcord
Double-ply hood with grommets
Front muff pocket
Two-needle coverstitching on neck, armhole and waistband
Shipping Times can vary
Within Province 1-3 days
Within Canada 3-7 days
To the United States 7-14 days
International 12+ Business Days
Shipping Times can vary
Within Province 1-3 days
Within Canada 3-7 days
To the United States 7-14 days
International 12+ Business Days
Returns:
-Claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days of receiving the product.
-For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days after the estimated delivery date.
-Claims considered our error are covered at our expense
-No refunds for buyer’s remorse.
Refunds:
-Upon receiving and inspecting your return, we'll notify you of approval or rejection via email.
-If approved, a refund will be processed and credited to your original payment method within a specified timeframe.
Returns:
-Claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days of receiving the product.
-For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days after the estimated delivery date.
-Claims considered our error are covered at our expense
-No refunds for buyer’s remorse.
Refunds:
-Upon receiving and inspecting your return, we'll notify you of approval or rejection via email.
-If approved, a refund will be processed and credited to your original payment method within a specified timeframe.
-Machine wash cold
-Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
-Iron Inside Out
-Best to not use Fabric Softeners
-Machine wash cold
-Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
-Iron Inside Out
-Best to not use Fabric Softeners
