It zips. It growls. It’s warm. Probably the comfiest way to let people know you’re not in the mood.
Story:
This is Carl
Carl’s a panther who’s fully unhinged but also knows how to layer
He’s not here to make friends
He’s here to aggressively pace, yell into the void, and eat six muffins in a row
Carl doesn’t meditate
He stress-vacuums
And this is his zip-up of choice
The zipper is there for when the rage gets too warm
Or when you need to dramatically unzip while making a point
Why you need this:
Because your moods shift fast and your hoodie should too
Because some days you feel wild and other days you feel zippered-up wild
Because Carl is all of us
And he looks good doing it
- 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Pre-shrunk
- Noticeably softer
- Double-needle stitched sleeves, bottom hem, and front neck
- 1x1 ribbed seamless collar
It zips. It growls. It’s warm. Probably the comfiest way to let people know you’re not in the mood.
Story:
This is Carl
Carl’s a panther who’s fully unhinged but also knows how to layer
He’s not here to make friends
He’s here to aggressively pace, yell into the void, and eat six muffins in a row
Carl doesn’t meditate
He stress-vacuums
And this is his zip-up of choice
The zipper is there for when the rage gets too warm
Or when you need to dramatically unzip while making a point
Why you need this:
Because your moods shift fast and your hoodie should too
Because some days you feel wild and other days you feel zippered-up wild
Because Carl is all of us
And he looks good doing it
- 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Pre-shrunk
- Noticeably softer
- Double-needle stitched sleeves, bottom hem, and front neck
- 1x1 ribbed seamless collar
Shipping Times can vary
Within Province 1-3 days
Within Canada 3-7 days
To the United States 7-14 days
International 12+ Business Days
Shipping Times can vary
Within Province 1-3 days
Within Canada 3-7 days
To the United States 7-14 days
International 12+ Business Days
Returns:
-Claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days of receiving the product.
-For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days after the estimated delivery date.
-Claims considered our error are covered at our expense
-No refunds for buyer’s remorse.
Refunds:
-Upon receiving and inspecting your return, we'll notify you of approval or rejection via email.
-If approved, a refund will be processed and credited to your original payment method within a specified timeframe.
Returns:
-Claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days of receiving the product.
-For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days after the estimated delivery date.
-Claims considered our error are covered at our expense
-No refunds for buyer’s remorse.
Refunds:
-Upon receiving and inspecting your return, we'll notify you of approval or rejection via email.
-If approved, a refund will be processed and credited to your original payment method within a specified timeframe.
-Machine wash cold
-Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
-Iron Inside Out
-Best to not use Fabric Softeners
-Machine wash cold
-Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
-Iron Inside Out
-Best to not use Fabric Softeners
